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Joke of the Day
"Why do french people eat snails ? They don't like fast food."
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"She said she wanted to hear a double-entendre... ...so I gave her one."
"History We Live in Generation where.. . . ""Deleting History is more important than Creating History"" :-D"
"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as nice as this time last year."
"Seize the day. Repossess the evening. Impound last week. Forcibly confiscate the entire month of September."
"People say that Twitter is pointless but it's teaching my children to be self sufficient."
"And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and receive eternal life""... But John came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."
"Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue"
"I was searching for bear photos When I made a grizzly discovery"
"When Microsoft and Apple ship faulty products Microsoft: We will fix that faulty battery timer through a software update. *never fixes it though* Apple: *quietly removes the battery timer*"