192740
Joke of the Day
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."
Next Joke
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"
"The Average human walks 900miles per year, and drinks 22 gallons of beer, which means the average human gets 41 miles per gallon... Not bad!"
"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"
"A man walks into a police station ""My car has been stolen"" he says laughingly. ""Your car has been stolen, but why are you laughing then?"" The officer says. ""Because my wife was still in it!"""
"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""
"Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time."
"Shoving a hose up someones butt. What a douche move!"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year"
"2 fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""you know how to drive this thing?"""