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Joke of the Day
"I know Taco Bell doesn't have ""I hate myself"" sauce yet. But they should. They should."
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"What did the baby seal order for lunch? The club sandwich."
"Have you seen that new film about a tractor? Me neither, just saw the trailer."
"Stole my neighbors family portrait & got it tattooed on my back. Now I'm standing in their living room facing the wall 2 see if they notice."
"If a man holds the car door open for a women, then you know that one of the two is new."
"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"Q. What do you call a one legged linedancer? A. Eileen (I Lean)"
"Entering Area 51 US soldier: - Sir, this is secret teritory and you don't have permission to... - me - Where the fuck are you running, Pikachu?!"
"What's black, blue and doesn't look too well? Stevie Wonder"
"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."