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Joke of the Day

"when fruit talks Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please?"

"I love the queen in chess... I always mate with her."

"How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark."

"*Closes app. Immediately reopens the same app*"

"I was in Australia once and I saw someone play Stairway to Heaven on the didgeridoo. I said ""That's Aboriginal."""

"Do you know how I know that diarrhea is genetic? It runs in your jeans."

"What is the best part of Pokemon Go? I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me."

"Cw: you have a call holding M: put it in my voicemail Cw: he has a sexy Australian accent M: hiiii this is Jennifer"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? a Roman Catholic."

"I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park."