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Joke of the Day

"I just bought the politically correct edition of Doctor Who. What's the deal with all these Cyberpersons I keep hearing about?"

"A venn diagram is a lot like two fat people sitting next to each other... There's never enough space in the middle."

"Man walks into a bar... mitzvah. There was no beer so he left lol"

"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."

"Why did the ocean take a bath? It had a sandy bottom."

"There was an explosion at the world's largest sprinkles factory earlier today. Fortunately there have been no fatalities, but the number of injured are reported to be in the hundreds and thousands."

"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"

"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"

"We've just put the swimming pool up for the kids, not sure if I'm gonna hide in it, but I'm definitely gonna... Lilo"