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Joke of the Day
"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."
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"What is DNA short for? National Dyslexics Association"
"How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb? Amen."
"I have a fetish fetish. Things that turn me on turn me on."
"The other day a clown held the door open for me. It was a nice jester."
"What do you call a well-written short story? Articulette"
"I can point out chicks who say ""vokka"" and ""liberry"" instead of ""vodka"" and ""library"" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name."
"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"
"What's the quickest way to lose pounds? The UK National Lottery!"
"[narrating people dancing at a wedding] These humans are using their legs for the first time today"