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Joke of the Day
"What do you call coffee on the floor? Ground Coffee."
Next Joke
"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""
"[Obamacare Meeting] *Biden raises hand* *Obama sighs* Yes Joe? Will the doctor still have lollipops? Sure. *Entire Congress sighs w/ relief*"
"Why is Trump going to lose the election? Because he's simply not very good with races"
"Are you afraid of quantum mechanics ? Dont worry, it's gonna be Feynman."
"How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !"
"What do you call Santa without toys? A lost Clause"
"How to create a clean joke Step 1. Find a dirty joke Step 2. Clean it"
"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60, she's 97 today... and we don't know where the fuck she is."