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Joke of the Day

"There was an explosion at the world's largest sprinkles factory earlier today. Fortunately there have been no fatalities, but the number of injured are reported to be in the hundreds and thousands."

"reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins"

"TIL Albert Einstein married his cousin. That's how he discovered the theory of relativity"

"What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner."

"I realized I've been wearing this set of earbuds in the wrong ears for over a year now. No wonder I always end up running backwards whenever I go jogging."

"Life is like chess... We can't all be white."

"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"

"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."

"Can somebody explain to me why we still use coins? Really, it doesn't make cents."

"What is a 72? A 69 with 3 people watching."