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Joke of the Day
"When does CPR become necrophilia? When you are both stiff"
Next Joke
"How many? How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but I have no idea how they got in there."
"What weapons do pengiuns have? Pen-guinades."
"What do you call a baby bull? A bully!"
"Kristen Stewart is unable to be here today, so accepting the award on her behalf is this large bowl of cold mashed potatoes."
"Once, in 2006, I stayed off the internet for an entire 19 minutes."
"I fell out of a tree and landed on an antelope. I was impala'd"
"What rhymes with left and means steal? theft"
"Gay people make me sick I should really stop deepthroating them so hard..."
"Finally took that warning on the cigarette pack to heart and stopped littering"