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Joke of the Day

"A venn diagram is a lot like two fat people sitting next to each other... There's never enough space in the middle."

"What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms? A maid man."

"Why did the customer slap the cashier? Because he was checking her out."

"TIFU by buying a cheap speaker system Whoops, wrong sub"

"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"

"My grandfather died in the holocaust... He fell of a guard tower."

"My editor told me I need to be more pithy, so I booked an appointment with a urologist."

"Insta before videos: hey look at my sushi ! Insta with videos: hey look at my sushi for 15 seconds !"

"Think bobcats prefer to be called robertcats?"

"I'm white, but not like ""has a golden retriever named Chance"" white."