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Joke of the Day
"Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells? He loves Dicks"
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"Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst."
"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""
"Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet."
"My Local Pizza Place Just Folded Now they serve Calzones."
"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."
"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """
"Two gallons of milk sat within a fridge One was spoiled and the other was chocolate. Where did the spoiled milk sit? On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit? In the back."
"My sister's a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car Dad puts a glass panel in the floor so that she can see who she's run over."
"When it comes to volunteering on my gynecology residency, I'm the first to put my hand up."