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Joke of the Day

"The author finally found the spineless guy who stole her unpublished draft. She got her paperback and booked it"

"My dad only says I love you on special occasions like birthdays, holidays, and competency hearings."

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"

"What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut."

"What's E.T short for? ...'cause he's got little legs"

"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."

"What country are you most likely to get a disease? GERMany."

"How come no one in a zombie movie has ever seen a zombie movie"

"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them"