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Joke of the Day
"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"
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"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take me a while to get hard I just got layed last night."""
"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."
"There's that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself. They call him the Provo Lone guy."
"Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign of depression."
"No thanks private caller, I don't even answer the phone when I know who it is"
"My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill."
"Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts? Their balls would fall out."
"A man goes to a doctors office Patient: I have been having a lot of pain in my ear Female doctor: Sir, I think you have an ear infection. Patient: But u havn't even looked at my penis"
"What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?? Cancer"