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Joke of the Day
"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"
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"What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part"
"Woman from Q [NSFW] There was once a woman from Q. She filled her vagina with glue. she said with a grin, if you paid to get it in, you'll pay to get it out too."
"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."
"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"
"What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow? A hybrid"
"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."