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Joke of the Day

"what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them"

"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."

"What's 10 inches long and white? Nothing."

"What's the squeakiest ride at the fair? The haunted mouse"

"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."

"If Taylor Swift wasn't a famous singer, I bet she'd be crazy fucking annoying on Facebook."

"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong? A mistake"

"A neutrino walks into a bar... and no fucks were given."