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Joke of the Day

"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"

"Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, ""Who Would Jesus Do""?"

"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."

"You guys wanna hear a construction joke? I'm working on it."

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."

"How do you deep throat a Muslim girl? You Ramadan her throat."

"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""

"I said to the chemist: ""Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?"" He said: ""Why?"" I said: ""She keeps waking up."""

"Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work."

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."