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Joke of the Day
"Today as a Random Act of Kindness, I wore a really tight sweater to work."
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"Using what sexual position often causes a couple to have an ugly baby? I don't know, ask your mom."
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"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... He orders a drink."
"Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?"
"I bet black people whoooa this tweet is not starting off well"
"Bad news: I burned my finger on the toaster. Good news: 1 down, 9 stupid incriminating fingerprints to go."
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
"Shoutout to toilet paper... ...for always being there for me while I'm having a shitty day."