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Joke of the Day

"Can't believe I've just been banned from using Match.com. Apparently ""My dick"", is an inappropriate answer to the question What do you want most in a woman?""."

"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"

"Have you ever heard of the international feline butt scratching award? . I hear it's a catastrophe"

"Wait...so I get a million dollars AND I get to punch a baby in the face? -me when someone asks if I would punch a baby for a million bucks"

"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"

"Donald Trump and his followers are buying Macs So they don't have to be PC anymore. *Ba dum tsst"

"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""

"Police jokes are not funny So give it arrest"

"What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it? Linoleum Blownapart"

"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."