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Joke of the Day
"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."
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"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."
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"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who shows up to your door for no reason."
"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"
"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""
"What did the shoes say to the pants? What up, britches?"
"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"
"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."