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Joke of the Day
"Went on ChristianMingle .com and kept asking myself, ""Who Would Jesus Do""?"
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"What's Mark Zuckerberg's favorite sex move? The facial. He wrote the book on it."
"Immigration jokes are funny But some just cross the line..."
"Why can't you trick an aborted baby? (NSFL/NSFW) Because it wasn't born yesterday."
"Why are there so many cat photos online? Because Asians love to take a photo of their food before eating."
"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"
"My son woke me last night and said ""There's another daddy in the house!"" I don't think he understands how gay marriage works."
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Why the long face?"""
"""Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"" ""Shut up and eat your cornflakes."""
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket and finds a rectal thermometer... ""Oh no! Some ass hole has my pen"""