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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park your car man."
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"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"
"My grandfather died during sex. I still cry when I watch the video."
"""Doctor, Doctor... I've had diarrhea for 3 days, and I think it might be hereditary"" ""Hereditary? What makes you think it's hereditary?"" ""It's in my jeans"""
"What did the Exponential Equation say to the Linear Equation? Real graphs have curves."
"I bumped into an owl friend of mine... ... who told me he was getting engaged. I said, ""You twit, to who?"""
"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"
"Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation? He needed some time to himself to decompose."
"Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. And you thought I was racist."
"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."