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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute. The prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again Edit-1 hopefully she/he washes it"

"It's just a bad day, not a bad life."

"Light a fire for a man, he'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair!"

"Cokie's Shit Welcome to my shit"

"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"

"Why did the cowboy adopt a weiner dog? He wanted to git a long little doggy."

"If you are ever attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the jugg'ler."

"anyone remember this funny one ?? ''u miss 100% of the shots u don't take'' -wain gretski -michel scoot ! XD"

"if swimming is really exercise then why dont fish have mega muscles. yeah i thought so. drain the pool so we can skateboard in it"