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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"
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"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"A married man walks into a bar"
"Q: What does a Super Star Destroyer wear to a formal occasion? A: A bow T.I.E."
"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."
"Hair Stylist: What are we doing today? Me: Let's do something that will look great here but I'll have no chance of replicating at home"
"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"
"Jokes about nazi concentration camps really offend me My great grandfather died in a holocaust camp. He got really drunk and fell out of a guard tower"
"Q: What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? A: S&M&M."
"Where do sperm go to die when you jack off? The sementary."