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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the joke about the black man and the mexican? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal. And you thought I was racist."

"Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers."

"Mission Impossible Six announced. Will be their hardest mission yet... Getting a job in this economy."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza guy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."

"I'm not saying she's worse than my mom... But my wife doesn't seem to like any of my girlfriends."

"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"

"My greatest fear on Monday is greeting someone and asking someone how their weekend went and they actually telling me every mundane details about it."

"I've just bought a transparent megaphone. Now everyone can hear me loud and clear."

"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."

"I may not be the best looking, wittiest, smartest or even the most successful person. I forget where I was going with this..."