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Joke of the Day

"I really need to find a boyfriend. Guy at poker table was like ""This is my girlfriend, Kayla,"" and I was like, ""This is my sandwich, Ham."""

"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."

"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candace ! Candace who ? Candace with love !"

"I asked my Pharmacist for advice on telling a rash joke.. he told me to make it topical."

"What is the theme song for the KKK? We gon be all white"

"Apple products of late is a crime against good design The iPhone battery case should be charged as an accessory"

"*DJ scratches a sick mix* [crowd goes wild] *DJ scratches a puppy's ear* [crowd ""awws""] *DJ scratches Lotto ticket* [crowd ""oohs""] *wins $1*"

"Fantasy Football Why won't fantasy football let me pick up Aaron Hernandez? He'd be killing on my team!"

"What does anal sex and broccoli have in common? If you're forced to try it as a kid.. you probably wont like it as an adult."