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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a homeless Italian man? Giovanni Change"
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"Wife: Rock the baby. Me: *plugs in amp*"
"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."
"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"
"HUNDRED DOLLAR IDEA: Go to an ATM. Withdraw $100."
"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."
"#MakeAFilmUncomfortable The Godfather - With Benefits"
"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"
"What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? Fetus"
"My phone just sent me an unsolicited hockey score. Aren't there Japanese horror films that start this way?"