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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"

"I am quite ambitious every morning. I always do 10 sit-ups, just to hit the snooze button 10 times."

"Typos... that's just how I role."

"What do going down on a girl and talking to the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."

"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

"Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up."

"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."

"How do you make a duck sing? Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"

"Give a banana to your uninvited house guest. Hold another banana up to your ear. Only respond to questions asked thru the ""banana phone""."

"Score! I just landed my summer job for this year - working at the zoo, circumsizing elephants They said the hourly pay isn't great, but the tips are ENORMOUS!"