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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"

"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"

"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"

"May god bless German engineering, Italian cooking, and English humor. And may god damn Italian engineering, English cooking, and German humor."

"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."

"Don't blindfold an Asian with a shoe lace. That's lacist."

"How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet? Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas."

"Where does beef come from? Cowschwitz."

"Getting ready to ask my black friends what finna ax means."

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."