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Joke of the Day
"What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other? Fetus"
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"I went to a drag race yesterday It's amazing how fast men can run in heels."
"1. Put on clown shoes. 2. Sit in toilet stall with feet pulled up. 3. Wait for someone to enter other stall. 4. Slowly lower feet to floor"
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy."
"Meltdowns are what happens when you compartmentalize your thoughts, but forget to label them."
"What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East? Happi-ness"
"Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake."
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
"Called into work sick. My boss asked how sick I am... I said 'well I'm in bed with my sister'"
"Day 1 of tea instead of coffee I was ready to kill myself, but now on the fourth day, I'm ready to kill others"