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Joke of the Day

"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."

"What do you call a large pile of kittens? A meowntain."

"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."

"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."

"Somebody at work brought donuts this morning and I didn't eat one which is great but I'm still thinking about them"

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."

"Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout"

"The main reason I got married is that I really hate driving.."

"If you were arrested for masturbating on a plane... ....they would have to charge you with hi-jacking"

"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."