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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes my kid likes me, but I'm pretty sure it's only because I'm his Oreo dealer."
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"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"
"There are two types of people in this world: Those who need closure (told by Cortana)"
"[NSFW][REALLY NSFW] I hate pedophiles... They're fucking immature assholes"
"I bought a new flat last week... I use it as my spare."
"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"
"Bill Gates be like: Hi,my name is Bill Gates, Let me teach you how to count: 1, 2, 3, 95, NT, 200, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10 Now give me money."
"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"