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Joke of the Day

"I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser! If you see one, call the cops, bam, done."

"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"

"Always stand up for what you believe in, unless what you believe in is sitting down."

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side"

"What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot"

"How about we don't pick a president this time and everyone promises to behave themselves."

"Did you here what the waiter did at the restaurant? He waited"

"What do you call a factory that only makes good products? A satisfactory"

"What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats"

"What do you call a broken vibrator? A dildon't"