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Joke of the Day

"I'm just saying, a cartoon character facebook pic isnt going to stop a child abuser! If you see one, call the cops, bam, done."

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"Two condoms are walking down the street when they walk by a gay bar. One condom says to the other ""Hey man, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"For #BackToTheFutureDay try and get your mom to hit on you."
"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Slap her!"
"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"
"What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine? He develops LEPTONspirosis."
"What do you call a person with native american ancestry and alopecia? apache"
"Why are Omegle and Chatroulette great dating sites? Because they have plenty of members."
"My ex-girlfriend got a parakeet, and that damn thing never shut up... but the bird was cool."
"What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."