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Joke of the Day

"I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse. When do I get Adult Supervision?"

"January 4th is the commemoration of Schrodinger's death... But since he's is in a box, we are not sure."

"Lifehack: If whenever someone asks your opinion on something you say, ""Now thats-a spicy meatball!"" people will learn not to ask you things."

"So what do Islam and Subway Sandwich Shop have in common? A: They both had a pedophile spokesman. http://www.citizenliberty.com/2015/11/so-what-do-islam-and-subway-common.html"

"How many Hitlers does it take to change a light bulb? Nein"

"For sale: car. Does not stop. You will have to jump in as I jump out. I have been driving this car for three years. Please help me"

"Tried Turkish food today... It was revolting"

"A strange woman was pounding at my door at 4am and woke me up. I had to let her out."

"The reason i am nervous around women. I showed my first love to a girl, in the forest, but she ran away before i was done digging."

"What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby? I don't use sugar in my signature cookies."