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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who ate glass? It was pretty clear how he died."
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"I'm writing some BSDM-themed LEGO fan-fiction. I hope to release it later as ""50 blocks of pain"""
"Sex in a cornfield Is sex in a cornfield called porn on a cob?"
"I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth."
"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"
"Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!"
"#ThatAwkwardMoment when you pretend to read your birthday card after the money has fallen out."
"I went to a AAA meeting today and a guy celebrated 21 years. That is some responsible vehicle ownership."
"Have you heard the watermelon joke? You have now! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^I'msosorry"
"A guy walks into a bar... He should have ducked."