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Joke of the Day

"Pamela Anderson What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Answer: Silicon Valley. Just heard this one today and wanted to share. Don't know if this is gonna be a repost."

"I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money. I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :("

"what did the frog say after he finished his book? Reddit."

"LASSIE: Arf! What's that girl? Timmy's in the old well? L: Arf arf He's dead? You sure? L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash"

"Which race is the most racist? The human one."

"I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a One Direction song."

"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."

"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"

"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."

"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."