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Joke of the Day

"Has legs, but don't walk... has feathers but it is not a chicken... What it is? A dead horse with a duster in his ass"

"A special joke for Mothers Day What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mum cant take a joke."

"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."

"A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage.... The photon replies, ""No, I'm traveling light."""

"Great Britains new Prime Minister Did you see that Boris Johnson might be the next Prime Minister of Great Britain? I remember when the U.S. had a BJ in the top office!"

"A Mexican walks into a bar The bartender says ""You can stay, but you must sit behind that wall over there."""

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and one to suck my dick."

"Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands? They do not sew"

"If you rearrange the letters of Fat Tuesday it becomes Fatty as Due. I don't know what that means but as you can tell I'm really bored."

"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."