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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. That's the oldest pun in The Book."
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"At the library: Librarian: you have 45 cents in late fees. Me: (adjusts bow tie then slides 50 cents across the table) Keep the change"
"Where do stoners keep their money? In a joint account"
"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"In god we trust Everyone else must pay cash"
"If I had a time machine I would go back to the Star Wars era and kill baby Darth Vader"
"In life, sometimes it's not good to be very specific. For instance, it's okay to say ""I love kids"" but it's frowned upon to say ""I love 12 year olds."""
"Only one man has ever entered parliament with honest intentions... ... Guy Fawkes"
"Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back Now I live in fear"