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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler Hitler had supporters."
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"I keep trying to think of a bone joke But none of them are humerous"
"(Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once..."
"I was on a date and my credit card got declined. Her credit card got declined too. Then I knew I was in love."
"When done right parallel parking is a beautiful thing to watch."
"Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank? So you always have access to cold hard cash..."
"Pizza is like sex... When its good, its really good, but when its bad, its still pretty good."
"Procrastination Paradox... If you come in last in a procrastination contest because you procrastinated, does that make you the best or worst at procrastinating...???"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. The tricky part is getting them in there."
"Americans won't get this Free healthcare"