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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
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"Me: For my 1st wish I want a box of Triscuits Genie:Are u sure? U can buy them at any store Me:My 2nd wish is for u to mind ur own business"
"Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo."
"Tried having an argument with a Mobius Strip... ...It was pretty one-sided"
"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."
"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"