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Joke of the Day

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas."

"What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger? Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run."

"When I go down on you, it makes you very happy. And when I come back up I will fuck you good and hard. What am I? Gas prices."

"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."

"What did the picky cow say? Mewww."

"""The trash compactor is full so just dump that in a pan for now."" - Inventor of the fruit cake."

"Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling!"

"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."

"The only 'B' word you should ever call a woman.... Is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."