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Joke of the Day

"Miss Piggy can be a such a hamful to deal with"

"Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand."

"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"

"Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!"

"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."

"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."

"DJ Daemon maintains the beats in the background."

"What would happen if all of the mass in the universe turned into energy? The universe would be light."

"The past, present and future walk into a bar It was tense"

"The are only 3 kinds of people. The ones who can count. And the ones who can't."