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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the horny squirrel? he was fucking nuts"
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"Im not white im Jewish.."
"They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack and they'll hate you for what you got"
"I cheated on my 24 year old girlfriend I apologized and told her my mistress is half the woman she is. ""That's because she's 12!"", said my girlfriend."
"A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure."
"If The Lego Movie is about anything other than parents walking around and cursing after stepping on Legos, it's not based on a true story."
"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."
"I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind."
"Yo mama's so fat... ...she has to upgrade her data plan every time she sends a selfie."
"In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet."