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Joke of the Day

"If Snow White can trick 7 men into supporting her, then I'm sure I can find at least one sucker to do that for me."

"An astronaut squirrel, a snail that meows, crab with a whale as a daughter. Dear creators of spongebob, pass the drugs."

"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"How do blind people sign contracts? On the dotted line."

"Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !"

"I was never into long-distance masturbation... But now look how far I've come!"

"Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas!"

"I'm tired of writing ""Sent from my iPhone"" at the end of all me e-mails, maybe I should just get an iPhone"

"There's a band called 1023MB It hasn't had any gigs yet."

"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."