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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Jesus starred in a porn? it was called ""the second cumming"""

"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."

"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"

"Apparently Miley Cyrus called out Taylor Swift for being a bad role model It sounds like Miley has some Bad Blood."

"What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."

"I saw a guy at an ATM with no arms, and a peg leg He asked if I would help him check his balance... so I pushed him over"

"We have a strange custom in our office. The food has names there. Yesterday, for example I got me a sandwich out of the fridge and its name was ""Michael""."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach? Nevermind, it's an inside joke."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."