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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
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"I submitted several play on words to a competition, hoping one will bring me victory.... Unfortunately, no pun in ten did"
"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"
"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""
"What would you have if all autos in the US were painted pink? A Pink Car Nation!"
"If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are."
"What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user?? Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time ;)"
"What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween? I'll be Bach."
"How do you know statisticians are always serious? They mean what they say."
"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."