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Joke of the Day
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire."
Next Joke
"What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean? Bob Barker"
"I'm not going to masturbate for the rest of the year Three more hours to go."
"My kids outgoing voice mail message says,,"" I'm sorry I won't come to the phone right now. It's 2012. LEARN TO TEXT."""
"Are you all right ? No, you are all left"
"I just took the Bruce Lee of dumps. It fucked my ass all up."
"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."
"I bought an iBoat and it's syncing!"
"Home early. Wife : ""Why are u home so early?"" Hubby : ""My boss said go to hell!"""
"Bond. Bail Bond."