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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the one about the heart and stomach? Nevermind, it's an inside joke."
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"Q: What happens if you cross a goldfish's brain with a dog? A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines"
"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"
"I'm learning about imaginary numbers... I can finally plot my sex life."
"A jewish man walks into a bakery And he asks, ""how much does the challah cost?""."
"What is the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom never gave me a corvette."
"What's the difference between Eric cartman and deez nuts? One is a dick from Southpark, the other parks south of my dick"
"Sometimes a man has needs that can't be fulfilled in the home. [goes to animal shelter and pets all the cats]"
"*Alcohol kills germs. *Vodka is alcohol. *Flu is germs. *Vodka kills the flu. *You're welcome!"
"Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies? So that they don't get mistaken for feminists"