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Joke of the Day
"What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads? The finish line at the Boston Marathon."
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"How do you stump an archaeologist? Hand them a used tampon and ask what period it comes from."
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"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""
"Little Mortie got a real surprise when he barged into his parents' room one night. ""And you slap me for sucking my thumb?"" he screamed."
"Sarc... ...It is my second favorite asm. (And nobody fucking fainted)"
"What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common? They all have white vans"
"71-yr-old Jimmy Page is dating a 25-yr-old. The age difference may seem huge now, but it won't be as big a deal when she's 28 and he's dead."
"Why isn't there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood."
"Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification."