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Joke of the Day
"Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs? Jason's Doner-Van"
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"What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They're so under-cooked they're writing fucking diaries!"
"Brunos are from mars, freddies are from mercury"
"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."
"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."
"A Jew, a Hindu and a Muslim go into a bar, and the barman says..... What a wonderful diversity of cultures we have in this community."
"""I made $200.05 giving BJ's to people yesterday."" ""Who gave you a nickel?"" ""Everyone did."""
"I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong... Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard."
"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"
"What do you call a nun who just passed her bar exam? A sister-in-law"