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Joke of the Day
"What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception? Parents."
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"Instead of a DING DONG sound, I wish my doorbell would explain to the person how much I don't want to get off the couch."
"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."
"Clearly I have no shame but thanks for asking. You must be new here."
"How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?"
"Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine."
"A woman, a murderer, a liar, a thief, and a cuckold walk into a bar The bartender asks: ""What will it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"""Go out there, kid! Make a name for yourself-"" JAMARCUS McTHUNDERNUGGETS THE THIRD ""Trent that's not really what i-"" It's Jamarcus now"
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave doesn't brown your meat."
"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."