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Joke of the Day

"ME: I made you some coffee! It's even double filtered... fancy right? WIFE: ME: WIFE: couldn't separate the coffee filters could you? ME: no"

"What happened to the blind circumsizer? He got the sack."

"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."

"I got fired from my job doing porn... I had all the dedication in the world but too many times i came in too early."

"I have 10 jokes, the first 9 are funny but the last one is hilarious. * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Funny * Hilarious"

"This is an ugly term. This ""Stalker"". I prefer unpaid investigator."

"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"

"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."

"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."

"What do you call a naughty Yazidi child? A little devil"