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Joke of the Day

"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""

"If Michael J. Fox was sick of his job as a valet He'd have ""valet Parkinson's"" disease"

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"Why was the gay guy fired from the sperm bank? He was caught drinking on the job."

"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""

"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh wait a minute he already does."

"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."

"I came into some wealth recently, but it turns out my bank doesn't accept that kind of deposit."

"Northern women have PMS Gals from the south have FTS. Fixin' to Start"

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."