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Joke of the Day

"This guy just scrolls through his Facebook page... And then he notices that ""Steve (Minecraft) has blocked you."""

"Gary Busey speaks in Wingdings font."

"Why did Hitler have so much energy? He was on a cleanse."

"I just want to be rich enough where I snap my fingers and 7 people fight over who gets to make me my next grilled cheese."

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"

"What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? It thighs."

"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."

"If Donald Trump named his scrotum would it be called Goldman Sachs?"

"[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up. Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi"

"What word starts with F, ends with UCK, and people look for it when things get too hot... A Fuck. The word is ""fuck""... honestly, I lead you right to it"