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Joke of the Day

"*Lying in hospital Doctor)Your back is broken in 6 places. You may never walk again Me)At least I got all the groceries in one trip"

"Publisher: Mike we can't accept your children's book. It's far too stupid for even the stupidest child. me: It was supposed to be for adults"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die."

"I hate being bi-polar... It's awesome!"

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"

"Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa? [2 gals 1 cup](http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my_20_trip_to_the_local_latin_market_netted_165/)"

"How many Potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"

"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."

"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"