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Joke of the Day

"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."

"Oh really, Carol? It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown? How many muscles does it take you to mind your own business"

"When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T>1? Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor"

"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."

"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."

"How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl? Feel around for the dough nuts"

"What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman? ""Do you sell flip-flips?"""

"I bought an air filtration system on black friday It's already collecting dust in the basement."

"[Spelling Bee] Your word is palindrome ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog."

"In Gaza Strip... ...Kykes gas you!"