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Joke of the Day
"My wife accused me of being immature... I told her to get out of my fort."
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"Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old's lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours."
"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."
"If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes"
"Why is Hillary better than a prostitute? Hillary will be whatever you want her to be for a whole campaign, a prostitute only lasts 30 minutes."
"I was skeptical Apple was using child labor until my iPod arrived and engraved on it was, ""Help! So hungry! Send Lunchables!"""
"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"
"Now that they found water on #Mars, how long before they bottle it & sell it at Whole Foods for $19?"
"What do you call a Vicar on a motorbike? Rev"
"Why is it easy to defeat an army of suicide bombers? There are no experienced ones"