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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."
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"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"
"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."
"A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame"
"Her: Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom? Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper."
"I actually have to see a specialist for daily sex. I mean dyslexia."
"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."
"What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late!"
"Why be part of the problem when you can be all of it?"
"What's a 90's kid's favorite salad? Quinoa & Kale"